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 This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
  At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”.
  So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color,
unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no
frigging clue who their Daddys are.
  They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing
and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
  So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
  My Dogs get their first checks Friday.
  Damn, this is a great country! 

Egg Management Fees:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdTymCZowUDear Trashy Sister,
  You must stop your defending God as the worthy existence that makes our lives and dreams so valuable.
  You must quit having fun making friends giving up work time and family time trying to make America stronger with good leaders and good legislation. Fighting for what you believe in, making friends, having fun, sharing the fight with family friends neighbors can’t be a worthy cause.
  You must quit support for Sarah Palin, Sarah is out to clean up gov, reduce energy independence, promote capitalism, promote free trade, ….  Obama van jones pelosi reid holder has worked so very hard to stop all that kind of non-sense!
  Your favorite and smartest brother,
  Jay